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Sunday, October 27, 2002
Brilliance in the San Jose Mercury News letters page, 10/26 edition:
I was a kid once -- as were so many other people -- and I speak from experience when I say that Vivan is exactly right. Here's a hypothetical exchange: Vivian: Come on kids, eat your vegetables. Ralph: I hate these vegetables! I want cheesy poofs! Vivian: But Ralph, they're home-grown and organic. Ralph: Next time you go to the store, buy some inorganic vegetables. Barbra: Mom, my friends get to eat McDonalds every single day! They make fun of me for eating things that are green! Vivian: I've had enough! President Shalala says wholesome nutrition is a national priority. Now eat your food! Ralph: I'm sorry Mom, I didn't realize it was a national priority. Barbra: I now see how foolish my behavior was. I'll abandon it immediately.
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