Posted 8:36 PM by Floyd

Here's a recipe which is guaranteed to make you less stinky and dirty. Therefore like Stephen Green's better recipes, it can increase your chances of getting laid.

Hot Water for Bath

Ingredients:

• 1 malfunctioning water heater
  
• 1 malfunctioning hot water recirculating pump (optional)
  
• 2 to 4 large pots or saucepans
  
• Lukewarm tap water
  

Fill each pot or pan with lukewarm tap water and place on stove.

Bring to boil, stirring frequently. (Why do you need to stir? I don't know. That's what all the recipes say, and who am I to argue with them.)

While water is heating, fill tub halfway with lukewarm tap water.

Add boiling water to bathtub. Boil more water if bath is not hot enough.

Bathe. (Serves 1.)