Posted 11:36 AM by Floyd

Check out this job description (which I received from an online job search agent):

Duties

This is a senior-level professional software engineer position with responsibilities focusing on the design, development and maintenance of high-quality code for complex components in a given product with an overall business objective of producing high quality code according to a given product's functional specifications. Design, develop and maintain high-quality code for complex components in a given product, with a focus on design; identify, evaluate and learn new technologies rapidly and build applications using those technologies; collaborate with other team members ...

Are you in a coma yet? How hard do you think the author had to work to generate such a completely incomprehensible paragraph?