Posted 7:16 PM by Floyd

Run to the Hills!
Run for Your Lives!

The Golden State Warriors are in fourth place in their division. That means that there are two teams with worse records. Both of these teams are from Los Angeles, so I suppose there is an outbreak of scurvy there. Or maybe bubonic plague.

By the way, take a look at the bottom four in the Pacific Division standings. All these teams have seven wins, but a different number of losses. Portland, in third place, has nine losses; the Lakers have thirteen. Who does the NBA schedule? How can the Lakers have played 25% more games than another team? It's not even like basketball teams play doubleheaders.