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Thursday, August 29, 2002


Bill Quick likes to make fun of people who write letters to the San Francisco Chronicle. I aim to do the same for the San Jose Mercury News, a newspaper more or less at the same drivel level.

While trawling through the editorial pages I found this editorial (Lack of Latino judges is a political time bomb), by a Juan Figueroa of the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund. He starts off with an eye-opener:


WHEN IT comes to sorting out facts or interpreting the law, a judge's
race or ethnicity is as critical as her legal experience. Having DeJesus
as a last name and knowing the difference between a taco and an alcapurria
(a green banana croquette stuffed with beef) is as relevant as graduating
from the City University of New York, the University of Connecticut or
Santa Clara University and practicing family law for 15 years.


Well now this should be real interesting! I certainly am eager to see how the difference between a taco and an alcapurria will be relevant in a court of law. Perhaps the mise en scene will be a Perry Mason murder mystery:

"If the victim had been eating a taco I would agree that the case against my client would appear grim. But the presence of the alcapurria proves his innocence, as Mr. Smurkfeld has a violent allergy to bananas and faints at the smell of beef."

Unfortunately no such explanation was forthcoming from Senor Figueroa. He related a little tale of the makes-baby-Jesus cry variety, and quoted various statistics. The taco and the alcapurria were left on the side of the real to rot.

Now that I think back on the days when I read Erle Stanly Gardner, I remember how Mason would cry "Incompetent, immaterial, and irrelevant." These words are fitting to describe the opening paragraph of Figueroa's editorial.

As for the rest of his work, I hate to see the R word overused. Nonetheless it is racist ipso facto. Also it is possible to turn Figueroa's words against him; if you can use racism to advocate an ethnic group you can use racism to denigrate them just as easily. <Figueroa-mode>For instance, given that attitudes towards homosexuals are less favorable in the Latino community than in America at large, would it not be possible to argue that it is important not to select Latino judges, so as to preserve the rights of gays?</Figueroa-mode>



Tuesday, August 27, 2002


This is a response to Rand Simberg's Totalitarianism post, on the difference between authoritarian and totalitarian governments. (Unfortunately I am a blogging newbie and couldn't figure out how to link to the specific post.)

I'd like to add a point not mentioned in Rand's post: Totalitarians are not just more brutal when it comes to dissent. They're also vampires who demand your enthusiastic allegiance at every moment.
Any time a person opens his mouth in public, he is expected to affirm his belief in his government's politics. So for instance it's not permissible to say "Our work team can finish ten engines per
hour." You have to say, "Our work team's belief in scientific socialism will enable us to finish ten engines per hour, and each one will be used to further the cause of communism."

When an authoritarian government bans dissent at least it allows people to get on with their normal lives. Totalitarians crush people and turn them into slaves.

Rand also said "Totalitarianism was a wholly new monstrous invention of the twentieth century, made possible by technology, particularly communications and information technology."
I disagree. The mass movement was made possible by these things, but not all totalitarians rode mass movements to power. Commies prefer coups.

While totalitarianism is mostly a creature of the 20th century, there are some exceptions. England had a brush with totalitarianism under James II three hundred years ago. John Locke, the
English philosopher, had a secret police report written about him. His crime was to attend a book burning wearing a poker face.

The regime of Pol Pot existed in the 20th century, but could have been set in a much earlier era as they made no use of modern inventions; the whole country was turned into a primitive
agrarian slave pit.



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