Posted 10:36 AM by Floyd

I am not a Microsoft basher, and when I see people froth that Gates and Microsoft are the fount of all evil, I roll my eyes in exasperation. But I have whined about specific Microsoft stupidities in this blog before. I was about to write another whiny post when I realized that I sounded like Achewood's little otter, Philippe. I have no artistic talent so my fan art will have to be a fan script:

Philippe: Oh darn! I'm really upset!

Ray: What's the matter, Philippe?

Philippe: I can't get these Microsoft tools to work together. I copy text from Word to Outlook and I can't change the font!

Lyle: Hah! Serves you right for using that crap! Everyone knows Microsoft sucks.

Philippe: But my email doesn't look right and I'm sending it to Antique Roadshow!

Roastbeef: Word and Outlook do not work together well that is just not right.