Posted 2:29 PM by Floyd

You know how sometimes something is funny and you smirk. It's not really funny. Or something is funny and you go "ha ha". Not funny either.

But sometimes something is so funny it makes your eyes bulge out. Then you start laughing so hard your gut clenches, and you bend over. Laughing like that can get you fired. You and your co-workers make little jokes, but nobody is gut-scrunching funny. If they were, you wouldn't get paid so much to sit next to them.

That goddam Onstad is going to get me fired. I'll quote some of Little Nephew's anti-algebra rap so I can get you fired too:

Don't be all like X is 5
If 5 is what you mean
If 5 is on what is on your mind
Then baby just come clean