Posted 7:01 PM by Floyd

Newsflash: The Arizona Cardinals scored two touchdowns! I saw it with my own eyes. Oh, minor detail, Arizona got beat by the 49'ers 50-14 (and it would have been 53-14 if the 49ers had kicked a field goal on 4th and 5 when up 50-7).

If you care about whether the declining 49ers beat the hapless Cardinals, you are a hopeless loser who should seek therapy I am happy to have you as a reader of my blog.

(Special note for despairing San Francisco voters: Gavin Newsome advertised on the Jumbotron while Matt Gonzalez did not. Not that anyone appeared to give a damn.)