The Declarer (Floyd McWilliams' Blog)

Thursday, April 10, 2003


Ana Marie Cox said a week ago that left-wingers should take back the night:


I'm no friend or fan of Michael Kelly's, either, but calling him a "Nazi" just gives the folks at Instapundit (as a opposed to the "folks at Indymedia") a chance to prove to themselves that they're right about the left. The comments thusfar (20 in the last 30 minutes or so) tend toward "Little Green Footballs" knee-jerk jackhammering (an incomprehensible favorite: "I only hope that San Francisco is conquered by the satanic Saracens. Then you can enjoy as the the real Nazi-Arabian beasts teach you how to practice human sacrafice, bloodlust and how to worship Satan/Allah.").

This is not debate. This is not, to paraphrase protesters, "what democracy looks like." This is just dumb.

I can only hope that this board is swamped by more than just ugly comments from justifiably enraged right-wingers -- who no doubt will be calling the talk radio shows tomorrow to brandish this as an example of the left's "anti-Americanism." I hope more people like me -- Nader-voting, national-health-care-supporting, card-carrying ACLU feminists -- weigh in with our justifiable outrage. You aren't the left, Indymedia, we are.


This is admirable, but also quixotic. I have not spent a lot of time at Indymedia (thank God) but I have perused some very long threads -- for example, the thread from which I harvested so many wonderful nuggets of Holocaust denial in the previous posting. And I have never, not once, seen criticism of Indymedia's excesses from a left-winger. That is, I see comments by people opposed to Indymedia -- though the threads I have read are hardly "swamped" by them -- but I have never seen a comment that shows sympathy for Indymedia's goals and politics but opposition to their modus operandi.



What is the Indymedia reaction to the liberation of Iraq? This Hit and Run posting attracted the following comment:


The media lies all the time. Just yesterday they faked the Saddam statue falling. Here is the proof:

http://nyc.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=55268&group=webcast


Here are some comments from that thread:


Let this picture remind all of us how dangerous and effective propoganda can be in the wrong hands. Think about how effective a picture like this was in duping mainstream media that the Holocaust actually happened. If only a few brave sould had resisted back then, the world would know the truth about how members of the Zionist movement in 1943 actually killed their own members of "the tribe" and blamed the Germans. Now we have a Zionist state that is behind 9/11...what't will they do next?




...

THE AMERICAN MEDIA HAS LIED TO YOU ABOUT 9-11.
http://www.libertyforum.org/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news_news&Number=401931&vc=1&t=-1
ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WAS DELIBERATELY DEMOLISHED.
http://www.libertyforum.org/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news_news&Number=429495&vc=1&t=-1

...

A Detailed Analysis of whether or not a Boeing 757 hit the Pentagon 1.4 MB
http://www.nerdcities.com/guardian/SeptemberEleventh/WhatHitThePentagon
or Here http://www.thepowerhour.com/911-nerdcities/American%20Airlines%20Flight%2077.htm
Photos of Flight 77 crashing into the Pentagon are a Complete and Utter Fabrication.
http://www.nerdcities.com/guardian/SeptemberEleventh/WhatHitThePentagon/explosion.htm



Even skeptics of U.S. policies sometimes have no clue as to the depths of depravity these USA war criminals go to invent and broadcast their damned War Lies.

Thank you again for tracking this contrived photo-op, which the corporate media have opportunistically & repeatedly shown on worldwide TV in order to create the impression of a "popular uprising" by the people of Iraq.



I JUST READ THE ABOVE, ITS AMAZING BECAUSE JUST YESTERDAY I WAS SITTING WITH FRIENDS AND WE WERE THINKING THE SAME THING, BECAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. IT LOOKS TOO EASY AND THE SHOTS ON TV ARENT TOO CONVINCIN ANY WAY. IM TALKING ABOUT THE ENGLISH MEDIA, THATS RIGHT IM FROM ENGLAND AND I CANT BELIEVE THE PRPAGANDA ON THE BBC NEWS CHANNEL. THEY ALSO SHOW INTERVIEWS WITH OTHER IRAQI'S WHO ARE CELEBRATING. BUT I HAVE BEEN HEARINGF THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE EITHER PAID, THREATENED OR ARE KURDISH.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOUR WEBSITE IS REALY INFORMATIVE.


(I love it: "Paid, threatened, or Kurdish.")


I am a Muslim, but I am NOT anti-Jews..the pious, non-TALMUDIC atheist Zionists. I had two good Jewish associates when I was overseas. For those who still in doubt that the holocaust did happen, type "BENJAMIN FREEDMAN", en ex Zionist who TOLD THE TRUTH about Zionism. Yes, the innocent Jews of Germany were butchered by HITLER's SS etc, but they were NOT 6 Million! Only around 600K. May Allah forgive those poor Jews.

Hitler et all did the mass killing for a reason, because the crooked Jews, the Ankhenazhi of Europe BETRAYED Germany when it (Hitelr) was offering ceasefire to the Brits. Long story, kindly read the famous STRANGER THAN FICTION and visit www.jewwatch.com to know the TRUTH, nothing but the TRUTH.

Read also the TALMUD, and ...don't blame me if you "die while you are standing".....it's horrible.

Sharon et al are the main problem.
Those bastards are not Semit! The Semit are the Arab, Jews and Christians of old Jerusalem....

BTW, how about the genocide of some 20 MILLION Christians and Orthodox Russian done by the Zionist-Bolshevics during the Zionists-Red Revolution in Russia??????

A good Communist (and Zionist) is the dead one!


(I've heard "some of my best friends are Jews" before, but never from a Holocaust denier!)


The United States keeps sinking to new lows. Their propaganda is becoming so ridiculous that it is comparable to the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany. Bush said he would make the arabs dance in Baghdad. I wonder how much they were paid to do it.



Another goverment spnsored psy-op. More propaganda and more lies. I wonder if all those poor Iraqis who were slaughtered,and being slaugthered had a chance to run to the nearest flowere shop to purchase flowers for the murderous americans and brits. what lies and what a disgrace. i am so ashamed of this racist, greedy country, and i don't give a damn about the troops. Most of them want to be there so they can kill "rag heads". I have no pity for any of them. I only weep for the poor Iraqis and the destruction of their beautiful contry. These beasts in washington and london must be stopped now. And why aren't the Arab states rising up? what are they waiting for? another invasion. I am enraged over this. Murderers and destroyers of cilizations. Racists and empirialist pigs. americans and brits out of Iraq NOW.



There's another 4 holohoax survivors! I wonder why they were tattooed? Tattoos and haircuts seemz like a waste of time and resources if the intention was to slaughter all those jews. Oh yeah, how many jewz were in Germany in 1940? Not 6 million? In all of Europe? What did they do, sign up to be holohoaxed? Get over it jewz. The facade is crumbling - your lies are out.

War for oil? No, war for Israel.

www.nowarforisrael.com


Now you know why people like Damien Penny calls the Indy folks "NaziMedia".



I hate to add grist to Aaron Haspel's sticks and wheels lawsuit mill (see comment), but I must say, I have a job. I have been looking since January and not much happened at first. I did have a phone interview in February but nothing much came of it. The market is really grim and I figured I would have to take a job that didn't pay well or was boring or had a long commute.

Two weeks ago my luck changed. I had two phone interviews for different openings, and was invited to in-person interviews last week. Both interviews went well. The first company that I interviewed, Docent, brought me back for a second interview on Friday. At the end of the interview the hiring manager wanted to make me an offer! I got a call on Sunday from him as I was driving home from the Swiss. He made the offer, and said that they would pay the same amount that I was making at i2! My jaw dropped; I was expecting to make about 70-80% as much in this market.

I had to put him off for awhile until I heard from the other prospect. I went there for a second interview on Tuesday, and haven't heard anything since. So this morning I accepted Docent's offer. Not only is the pay good, but the work is interesting and the commute reasonably short. And the Docent office is right across the freeway from the Palo Alto Bridge Club. What can I say other than that I lucked out.

Update: I just heard back from the other company I had interviewed. They turned me down, saying that I was overqualified.



Oh, and speaking of funny cartoons, do you read Achewood? If not, do so immediately. Do you want me to put you in a cell with Nice Pete?



"Hi, I'm Captain Gingivitis from the 101st Cavity Creeps Brigade! Fuck you, raghead!"

Clip-art nonsense is back!


Wednesday, April 09, 2003


The Iraqi People are Free, Saddam is Dead -- and America has a New Wonder

Martin Booda posted this to a Civilization III newsgroup:


Speaking of which, did you notice in the news a couple of days ago that we
(Americans) captured Hillah, home of the Hanging Gardens? Too bad that
a) Railroad has been invented and b) the Gardens were destroyed some time ago.
Otherwise it would be interesting to see an unhappy citizen in every U.S.
city suddenly become happy.



Jim Treacher suggested a new slogan for anti-war protesters: "Save the Statues". How about "Save the Palaces"? Several people have objected to the "looting" of Saddam's palaces by US soldiers.

Here's "Road to Surfdom" blogger Tim Dunlop on the subject:


On the other hand, this sounds a lot like looting (via Soulpacific):
Soldiers used Saddam's toilets (for many the first indoor plumbing they'd seen in four months), rifled through documents, helped themselves to ashtrays, pillows, gold-painted Arab glassware and other souuvenirs.

Strangely, the word is not used.


These were soldiers who had captured the enemy leader's dwelling. How detached from reality do you have to be to complain that they examined documents? Does Dunlop think that the 3ID needs a search warrant?

(I learned from the comments section that it's fun to be a lefty blogger. Cause if anyone criticizes you, you just call them "freepers" and morons, then move on to your next triumph.)

And here's a letter to the editor in today's San Jose Mercury News:


Looting hurts U.S. cause

IT is with alarm that I note news reports that U.S. soldiers have taken ``souvenirs'' from an Iraqi presidential palace.

Operation Iraqi Freedom does not mean that everything in Iraq is free for the taking. Thumb your noses all you want at Saddam Hussen, but looting the property of the Iraqi people is not the way to obtain the respect either of the Iraqi people we are ``liberating'' or of the international community.

Rob Schneyer
Santa Clara


The palaces are not "the property of the Iraqi people". If anyone from the Iraqi government ever said that, it was a lie devised by Saddam to excuse his corruption and greed.

It seems to me that if Schneyer is going to take dictators' word as gospel, then he must also object to the liberation of 100 Iraqi children from a children's prison. After all, the Baathists would also classify that prison as "property of the Iraqi people".


Monday, April 07, 2003


I played five sessions of bridge last week. On Tuesday I scrambled from my job interview with Docent over to the club and played with Eric. We had a massive game, over 67%, and won of course. Then on Friday after my second interview with Docent Eric and I played in the first pairs game at the San Jose sectional. This was held at the Masonic temple, which is an imposing structure on a hill near 87 and Curtner. We had about a 55% game. We erred on some hands and also had some bad luck. For instance, my left hand opponent held SKQJ9 HA9875 DA3 CA8 and heard his partner open 1S. He bid 2N, which was a forcing spade raise. His partner then bid 3H showing heart shortness. He keycarded and found his partner with the spade ace and a heart void. It's not clear why this made his hand better but he bid the grand and found his partner with a sixth spade and the CKQJ. This was about a 10% board. Thanks!

Saturday night I played with Sherry as I mentioned in the previous post. Sunday I was set to play in the Swiss with Dan and two other members of our GNT team. I talked to Dan on Saturday, gave him directions, and reminded him about the time change. Gametime arrived but no sign of Dan. I got a good substitute, one of the better players from the 0-2000 GNTs which were being held simultaneously with the sectional. We had a good set and nearly blitzed the opponents. Still no sign of Dan!

We could no longer borrow players from the GNT teams as their scedule did not match ours. So I asked a five-person team if we could borrow one of their players. I did get a substitute but unfortunately we were not on the same wavelength.

Here is a defensive problem:

2nd chair, vul v. not, you hold SAQ83 HQJT4 DCJT875. RHO opens 2D weak, you double (no, I wouldn't double either), RHO bids 3N, and partner doubles for penalty.

Partner leads the S5. You play attitude, where a low leads indicate interest in the suit and high leads disinterest, with no length information. Here is the dummy:

S7642 H86 DQJ8754 CA

Let's say you win the ace and declarer plays ST. What now?


* * * * * * * * * *


While you ponder that, consider a lead problem. You hold S3 H83 DQT98732 CQ84. All vulnerable, the auction starts at your left and is done before you bid: 1C 1S 3N. What do you lead?


* * * * * * * * * *


On the first hand, you need to return a club to remove dummy's entry. If you played a spade or a heart, you are in too much of a hurry. There is no hand consistent with the auction where declarer can run nine tricks. My partner played back a spade, declarer won, and the diamonds were set up for +650. My hand was SJ95 Hxxxx DAT96 CQx. (Not a classic double, but RHO was an overbidder and I knew she was not making it. My partner had overbid and yet we were still on for +300 or so.)

On the second hand, you have your choice of a spade or a diamond. A spade is good if your partner has good spade interiors and entries. A diamond is good if spades are not a threat, though you have so many diamonds that it seems unlikely you could ever run the suit -- declarer can hold up DAx.

If you led a diamond, you lose 12 imps. Most players I consulted led a diamond.

What was wrong with a diamond? Nothing! In fact, you find dummy with DAJ and partner with DKxx. In fact, you beat the contract four tricks vulnerable. Teammates were -930; my spade lead lost 17.

(I had fun telling people that their lead blew 12 imps, but I did learn something. World champion Lew Stansby told me that "if you never led a spade on this auction you would be ahead of the game." "Do they ever fool around with you on that basis?" "No.")

When I got home I had a message from Dan. He had a blowout while driving to the sectional and the result was a multicar pileup. His car was smashed and he had to go to the emergency room. Fortunately he was not badly injured.





There was a sectional in San Jose last weekend and my lovely wife and I played on Saturday night. The main event was a two-session pairs, so we expected to play in a side game. However there were not enough pairs for the unlimited game, so we were mixed in with the two-session event. We played quite a number of good pairs.

Sherry and I had a decent game, 54% and one silver matchpoint. We also got +1100 when our opponents overcompeted to 5 diamonds. Sherry had four diamonds to the king and scored three of them. She was ecstatic to get her first "sticks and wheels".

Graphic courtesy of Aaron Haspel.



Apropos the previous item, Andrew Sullivan posted this letter from a reader on BBC bias:


Using television receiving equipment to receive or record broadcast television programmes without the correct licence is a criminal offence. You could therefore face prosecution and a hefty fine of up to £1,000 ($1600). You may be asking yourself 'how will they know if I'm using a TV without a licence?' The answer is through a number of different methods. At the heart of our operation is the TV Licensing database. It has details of over 26 million UK addresses. Our officers have access to this computer system and a fleet of detector vans and hand-held detectors to track down and prosecute people who use a television without a licence. To find out how effective our methods are click here. Each year it becomes easier to find and prosecute people breaking the law in this way.


(Note that you do not pay a license to watch BBC; you pay a license to watch any television at all, even if you are interested only in private broadcasts.)

When I was living with my friend Rupert in the late 90's his brother from London came to visit. I remember my horror when he described how vans would prowl the street pointing instruments at peoples' homes to see if they were cheating on their license fees.

Here is what another of Sullivan's British readers had to say on the subject:


"What a hysterical notion. The British public 'own' the BBC. We have no control over what they broadcast. We cannot watch any other channel without having first paid them their state-agreed and legally enforced dues. The fact that the collection of this is at arms-length from the state does not disguise the fact that they only exist (and expand) because every house, flat and student digs that wishes to receive ANY TV broadcast has to pay the BBC a hefty bounty first AT THE BEHEST OF THE STATE. And, to make matters worse, the whole of British broadcasting is hamstrung by “impartiality” rules that prevent the likes of SKY News and other independents from saying what they really should (want to be?) be saying. I very much hope that one of the "casualties" of war will be the BBC.


The BBC (and for that matter, NPR) should be privatized. Separation of media and state is just as important as separation of church and state.



Our friends the French

From the comments of a Command Post article on Al-Jezeera comes this interesting information:


Yesterday the M1 destroyed by US troops because of a mechanical problem was shown on french tv (www.TF1.fr) as an example of how strong the iraki resistance was, etc etc.
They dont even check the facts, which they could have seen if they watched FoxNews (Greg Kelly is Fox News right ? I dont have US channels, so I rely on command-post to know what's going on).

Well, aljazeera is not the only channel to seriously disinform. French TV do it too.

Posted by Hervé at April 7, 2003 11:05 AM


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