Posted 10:30 PM by Floyd

Huzzah! Evan Kirchhoff may yet escape a pretend foreclosure, a pretend bankruptcy, and a make-believe repo man absconding with his car. I have nothing to add to the farce in progress except to raise an eyebrow at this detail:

The nature and details of a claimed two-year relationship, beginning in the Spring of 2001, between a young woman and Kerry is at the center of serious investigations at several media outlets.

After being approached by a top news producer, the woman fled to Africa, where she remains, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

That was well-planned! "I'll just run off to Africa until people forget about me, which should be November ... or January 2009 ... or January 2013 ..."

(Sadly for Evan, while Kerry-wins-nomination contracts on Tradesports have taken a hit from 96 to 81, most of the slack has been taken up by John Edwards, not Howard Dean. Even his long-shot Hillary contracts have not appreciated.)