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Saturday, March 06, 2004
So last night on my way home from work I stopped by a grocery store to get some sliced sourdough bread. Now this grocery store, Piazza's, is a very upscale establishment in the very wealthy town of Palo Alto. It has about fifty square feet of shelf space devoted to dozens of varieties of sliced bread. And sourdough bread is the official bread of San Francisco. So it should have been an easy matter for me to find my bread and go on my way, right?
No, it was not. For completely unfathomable reasons, bakers of sourdough bread slice and package their product in ways that are perhaps aesthetically pleasing, but impractical. I'm not going to put the bread on display on a crystal platter. I'm not going to have it bronzed. I'm not going to hurl it at an unsuspecting visitor when they arrive at the airport -- "Here, please take the stereotypical baked goods associated with our metropolitan area!" I'm going to eat it. Which leads me to think, why aren't there religious dietary restrictions that would prohibit this nonsense? I'm afraid that dietary laws of the major religions are completely inapplicable to our modern lifestyle. For instance, the Old Testament forbids the consumption of shrimp. Have you seen a shrimp? It's clearly a little alien, and we must do whatever it takes to eliminate the extraterrestrial menace. Earthlings are just supposed to sit there and let them breed? I think not. Or what about Catholic rules about the consumption of meat on Friday during Lent? I remember this from my childhood. No one was able to explain to me why I couldn't eat chicken, pork, or beef during Fridays for six weeks in February, March, and April. But I didn't care, because I was helping to commemorate the passion of Christ by visiting Arthur Treacher's and stuffing myself full of greasy fried fish and potatoes. It's a shame that I no longer have the inclination for such religious fervor. Here's how religious food laws would work if I were in charge:
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Amnesty International used to be an organization that spotlighted and protested violations of human rights. Now AI has chosen to piss away its accumulated goodwill and moral stature by pandering to its left-wing donor base.
This is the same process by which the accounting firm Arthur Anderson collapsed. But hey, it's fun and profitable while it lasts! While driving to get coffee I heard about this story on the radio:
So what has been done to women in the military? Well, there is "violence" twice (no details), "abuse," "attacks," and "violence" again -- still no details. Whatever happened to actual crimes, like rape and assault? Anyone who was actually interested in human misery, rather than political posturing, could find probably find fifty or a hundred stories more serious than this. Hell, North Korea alone would probably furnish five or ten atrocities involving thousands of people. (Women are kept in concentration camps, and forced to have abortions when they get pregnant. Chemical weapons are tested on dissidents and their families. The Korean Communists are so evil, and so crazy, that they kidnap people at random from Japan.) The sad fact is that if a "human rights violation" doesn't make you sick to your stomach it's not one of the real problems in today's world. Suppose it were important for Amnesty International to speak out about rapes conducted by one individual against another. (Not that they were particularly concerned about rapes conducted by Baathist Iraqis for purposes of torture, punishment, and intimidation). There are other nations that have higher rape rates than America, such as Australia and Canada. But that would never do; Amnesty's membership isn't interested in hearing about problems in Australia or Canada. All they want to hear is criticism of America, especially America's military. (Here is a post from last September in which I complained about Amnesty's lack of interest in human rights.) Wednesday, March 03, 2004
The Mercury News declares itself the "Newspaper of Silicon Valley." Why is it then that the Merc knows so little about technology -- and worse, loudly trumpets its ignorance as something to be proud of? Yesterday's lead editorial was one of the dumbest things about the computer industry that I have read in recent years:
And .. that's it? That's it! I have just quoted the full list of horrors. Bill Gates said something. A dozen computer companies did something. A bunch of jackasses who still haven't learned not to execute email attachments had their computers lock up for awhile until they could find an IT person or a friend or some other grownup to help them restore their machines to normal. No one died. No one lost vast sums of money. Sure, some businesses lost some productivity, but businesses also get less productive when the NCAA basketball tournaments start. (Last October when the A's were about to lose their third consecutive game against the Red Sox, I spent the whole afternoon in the office clutching at my gut and moaning.)
In 1982 my family bought an Apple II computer for $1500. It had 48K of RAM, no permanent internal storage, and a hideous green-and-black monitor that displayed 24 lines of 40-character columns, all caps. Last April I bought a laptop that has 448 megs of RAM, a 37-gig hard drive, and a beautiful 15-inch full color display. For $1500, which is of course about half what the Apple II cost in constant dollars. I'd like to hear Feinstein or Kyl explain to us what government program or service has done as much for its beneficiaries.
What "success" could there possibly be? Are computer companies supposed to parade down El Camino Real with teenage hackers' heads on pikes? Of course you might feel that the fact that no one dies or suffers serious injury from computer security breaches is a "success." Unless you're a bunch of editorial writers who feel obligated to get your panties in a bunch when it's a slow news day.
Billions of dollars? Which security breaches are those? If you make extraordinary claims, shouldn't you feel obligated to provide examples and evidence?
Really? Then why, if car buyers are morons who don't care about their safety, do we see automakers such as Volvo make safety a key selling point in their marketing campaigns?
Legislators are notorious for their low comprehension of computer issues. (Random example: In the early days of the Web, the Georgia legislature passed a law which made it illegal to "falsely identify" oneself on the net. The law was so poorly written that there were worries that Georgia had outlawed links to other pages.) The idea of computer security written by a bunch of computer-illiterate politicians gives even the Mercury News editorialists pause, so they try to pass the buck by saying that government should "set high-level standards." But it's not hard to imagine that indirect attempts to legislate could be disastrous. What if the government sets standards that are unattainable? ("Be it hereby resolved, there shall be no computer viruses in the year 2006.") What if legislation forces technology companies to focus on trivial issues, to the detriment of real security? And what's up with that "mandating disclosures of cybersecurity efforts at public companies?" Is it really a good idea to force corporations to make public their proprietary data about how they hope to defeat hackers? (Free clue for the Merc: "Public company" does not mean "owned by every citizen." It means "owned by anyone who bought its stock." Go buy ten shares of Microsoft and make an ass of yourself at their shareholder meetings rather than in the pages of your newspaper.) The Mercury News does not consider that the current state of affairs is rational and efficient. Most people can install a secure system, like Linux. Why don't they do so? Because they want to use a simple, visually appealing operating system that is the release platform of choice for most software titles. Furthermore every single computer user has the option of not being ass enough to click on email attachments. I suppose the threat of viruses does not outweigh the pleasures of running the dancing baby applications or whatever it is that their friends email them. I also object to the very idea that the government should set "high level standards." Legislation should be specific, not vague. As P.J. O'Rourke said, "Being specific is the essence of lawmaking and the difference between having a Congress and having a Mom."
Because ... infectious diseases kill people? Whereas computer viruses are merely an annoyance -- like the Mercury News' editorials.
Mickey Kaus continues his lonely crusade against John Kerry:
Not to mention that Kerry has been in the news for two months. He's spent tens of millions of dollars campaigning. For the last six weeks he has been the front-runner for the nomination, and his closest competitor refused to run a negative campaign. And the whole Democratic campaign as been about who could criticize George Bush most effectively. (How many times have you turned on the TV or the radio and heard Edwards or Kerry say "I can beat George Bush"? Fifty? A hundred?) And after all this, Kerry is tied with Bush? What's going to happen when the Bush campaign starts spending the quarter of a billion dollars they've raised? What's going to happen when we start to hear about Kerry's flaws? Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Have His Carcase
Great moments in forensic science, as reported by the San Francisco Chronicle:
What a heartwarming story -- wait a minute, where the hell did the authorities think the body went to?
Because of having a brain, I knew that when a person dies, a body is often found. Where is it?
Uh huh. Hey, the "white American white military" could have used this tactic when they kidnapped Jean-Bertrand Aristide. (Though I don't know what woman could be found to raise Aristide as her own son.) Monday, March 01, 2004
Who is the most despicable member of the House of Representatives? Now that Cynthia McKinney writes gushing letters to Saudi princes as a private citizen, the field is wide open.
I shall exclude those whose policies I find offensive; that includes all congresspersons, with the possible exception of Ron Paul (R-Galt's Gulch). And there's no reason to single out those, such as Helen Chenoweth (R-Black Helicopters), who are merely batty. (And Ms. Chenoweth is no longer in the House anyway.) What of Bill Janklow (R-Irregularly Shaped Tundra), who killed a motorcyclist while running a stop sign? It's true that he had a history of speeding, and tried to escape punishment with a silly defense (that his diabetes made him disoriented). But Janklow did express contrition, and even resigned his office when found guilty. Who are we to fault Mr. Janklow just because he did not have access to the greasers and fixers who kept Ted Kennedy out of jail? Janklow ran over a resident of his district. Congressmen are more likely to disgust us when standing up for their constituents rather than by running them down. Consider Robert Wexler (D-The Annoying Old Guy In Front Of You Who Argues With The Cashier About Egg Prices For Twenty Minutes). When voters in his Florida district were unable to comprehend a simple ballot, and wound up voting for Pat Buchanon to win American Idol, it was probably not realistic to expect Wexler to apologize for their senility. But did he have to rant and rave about how the butterfly ballots were impossible for the elderly to manipulate? (Were the instructions written by Pauly Shore?) Still, it's hard to imagine that Wexler could maintain popularity with the geriatric residents of Florida unless he were possessed of some charm. Unlike people of my generation, the elderly have manners and standards. Wexler and his ilk are merely obnoxious, but Maxine Waters (D-Crackheads) is truly vile. She pandered to the 1992 Los Angeles rioters, saying of looters:
Now there are plenty of stupid, well-meaning people who made excuses for criminals who took advantage of an opportunity to obtain free cigarettes, liquor, and televisions. But Waters went much further than that: She visited the home of Damian Williams, who was captured on tape attacking a truck driver with a chunk of concrete. Let me know when a Republican visits the jail cell of recently caught Olympic/abortion clinic bomber suspect Eric Rudolph. Waters was recently in the news when she claimed that recently ousted Haiti president-cum-dictator Jean-Bertrand Aristide had been "kidnapped" by American forces. The "kidnapping," as related by Waters and Aristide, consisted of allegedly forcing Aristide into a plane, conveying him to the Central African Republic, and letting him go. I suppose if Robert Mugabe ever receives his comeuppance, Maxine Waters will tell us that he was abducted by aliens. But is it really reasonable for me to get so worked up over Waters? Every party has its nuts, right? Isn't Waters just one congressperson out of 435? Tell it to Holy Joe Lieberman. Joe's schtick was that he cared more about God and morality than about politics. He was an "independent" Democrat who opposed affirmative action and supported school vouchers. That was until Maxine Waters got ahold of him after he had been named the Vice Presidential nominee in 2000. She whined that she had not been consulted about the nomination, and demanded that Lieberman "explain himself." And that is exactly what Lieberman did! Lieberman abased himself in front of Waters at a Black Caucus meeting, "explaining" his deviations from Democratic orthodoxy until there weren't really any deviations at all. Come to think of it, I guess there are worse things than being a thug, namely caving into one. But an examination of the most despicable Senators will have to wait until another time. Sunday, February 29, 2004
A California Measure and Proposition Guide for Libertarians
or for anyone else who has the strange belief that his salary belongs to him and not the Franchise Tax Board Short Version: See what the Mercury News recommends and do the opposite Long Version: As above, with the following helpful commentary:
This is the first recommendation on the Merc's editorial page. This article makes a good start for my post, because it is an encapsulation of the Mercury News' ossified liberalism; there is no school bond that the Merc cannot say yes to. So two years ago Prop 47 raised $13 billion to renovate California schools. How many students are there in California? Five million? That's $2600 per student, which would be $5200 for the residence of Floyd and Sherry McWilliams if we were allowed to issue bonds to repair our residence. That should have been plenty, especially considering that school budgets already contain funds for routine repairs and maintenance. I am one skeptic who is not "assured" by the "independent oversight committee" and audits. Will any of those performing "oversight" lose their jobs if Prop 55 money is wasted or spent frivolously? Will anyone suffer financially?
I don't like to see government power increased, and anyway the state is spending its money on much more frivolous activities. I would vote no, but I don't have a serious problem with bridge tolls because they are, as the Merc noted, user fees. (By the way, I feel somewhat dishonest for hiding this closing paragraph:
but I have only the best intentions: If President Bush finds out that federal spending was cut, he's sure to restore the funding, and then ask Senator Kennedy how much more money should be spent. Shh! Nobody say anything!)
Well. I dislike the Merc's opinions, and I dislike demonization of developers. But big-city politicians are always and invariably scum who try to enrich their pals at the public's expense -- and while insulting the public's intelligence to boot. Nice catch by the Mercury News.
Asking a Libertarian to comment on Measure A is like asking a vegetarian to judge a barbeque contest. Okay, sure, the judges run the Juvenile Authority badly, so we'll give control to the county, who will also run it badly. (And the "advisory committee" makes its appearance again. Anything tastes better when you add a committee!)
The comparison with other states is pointless. California already spends enormous amounts of money, and if the barrier to raising taxes is lowered, the state will spend even more. (Of course higher taxes are not guaranteed. But the outcome of Prop 56 cannot be to make the state spend less!) And I'm not interested in watching the state spend itself to oblivion, and waiting a year or two or four for the Republicans to come pick up the pieces. Considering how woefully incompetent the Republicans have been at providing opposition, my wait may be eternal. If Prop 56 is not a blank check, then why is the Mercury News agitating for it?
If these libraries are so great, why is their funding in such danger? The reason is that whenever government's spending is cut, it responds by threatening the most useful and visible public services. The voters are continually blackmailed: "Raise your taxes or there will be no more libraries. Raise your taxes or there won't be firemen. Raise your taxes or we'll shut your local school." No to blackmail; No on B.
Of course they deserve a yes! They're taxes! At least the Merc felt obliged to explain further:
See what I mean about blackmail?
Why yes, I remember hearing that Schwarzenegger warned of "catastrophic cuts" if 57 and 58 did not pass. Sign me up for some of that!
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